The Best Food Is In Chicago. There

I Know I'm Not A Woman's Fantasy Man; I Don't Have To Uphold This Image Of Male Beauty, So That's Kind Of A Relief In A Way.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

I Am Both A Night Owl And An Early Bird. So I Am Wise And I Have Worms.

There's Such A Freewheeling Nature To 'second City,' And The Greatest Thing About 'second City' Was Having A Sophisticated Audience Night After Night Who Appreciated What It Was. They Knew It Wasn't All Going To Be Great When You Improvised, So They Were Very Forgiving That Way.

Don't Underestimate Your Kids. Don't Be Condescending, Because They're Children But They're Not Stupid.