The Best Creed We Can Have Is

Virtue Does Not Consist In The Absence Of The Passions, But In The Control Of Them.

The Books Are Balanced In Heaven, Not Here.

True Wisdom Is Plenty Of Experience, Observation, And Reflection. False Wisdom Is Plenty Of Ignorance, Arrogance, And Impudence.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.