The Best Creed We Can Have Is

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.

Never Run Into Debt, Not If You Can Find Anything Else To Run Into.

Men Mourn For What They Have Lost; Women For What They Ain't Got.

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.