The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life.

If I Can Tell Someone A Story That Makes Them Bend Over And Laugh, That's Bigger Than Anything Else.

Making People Laugh Is What I've Been Doing Since I Was Like Four Or Five Years Old. I Still Have A Lust, I Still Have A Passion. I Don't Care About How I Look, I'm Dedicated To The Laughs.

I Want To Play A Villain - I Can't Wait To Play A Villain.

The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life. It's The Truth, And I'm Not Ashamed Of A Minute, An Hour, Or A Second Of My Life.

You Don't See Me In Los Angeles A Lot. I Go Back Home. Because I Can't Play The Game. I Can't - My Tolerance - I Know I'm Getting Old; I'll Be 50 This Year. And You Know How I Know I'm Getting Old? 'cause My Tolerance Level Is Low.