The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life.

I'm An Entertainer And I Really Enjoy Entertaining. I Think If You're Going To Really Be What You Say You Are, You Have To Really Live It, Work It, Practice It, And Think It.

I Was Born October 5, 1957, On The South Side Of Chicago, In The Woodlawn Area, A Neighborhood That Hasn't Changed Much In Forty-five Years. Our House Was On 66th And Blackstone, But The City Tore It Down When The Rats Took Over.

Whatever You Hear At The Barber Shop, Stays At The Barber Shop.

My Grandmother Always Told Me How You Start Is How You Finish.

You Don't See Me In Los Angeles A Lot. I Go Back Home. Because I Can't Play The Game. I Can't - My Tolerance - I Know I'm Getting Old; I'll Be 50 This Year. And You Know How I Know I'm Getting Old? 'cause My Tolerance Level Is Low.