The Bernie Mac Show' Is My Life.

I'm Not Afraid To Fail. Sometimes When You Lose, You Win. Sometimes When You Win, You Lose.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

Stand-up Is What I Am; Stand-up Is What Made Me.

I've Introduced Myself With Comedy, And Once You've Introduced Yourself As Something, That's Where People Keep You. That's Where People Like To Hold You.

Why I Was So Intrigued With Red Skelton Was Because He Was Able To Make You Cry And Laugh And The Same Time. That Was Power.