The Benson And Hedges Cup Was Won

I Saw The Film Pearl Harbour And It Made Me Wish That The Japanese Had Bombed Hollywood Instead!

Twin Miracles Of Mascara, Her Eyes Looked Like The Corpses Of Two Small Crows That Had Crashed Into A Chalk Cliff.

When I Finally Embraced Abstinence It Was Because Of The Simple Urge To Work A Longer Day. Thus, Without Joining Alcoholics Anonymous, I Was At Last Able To Leave Piss-artists Notorious.

She Was Good At Playing Abstract Confusion In The Same Way That A Midget Is Good At Being Short.

Not Everyone Who Wants To Make A Film Is Crazy, But Almost Everyone Who Is Crazy Wants To Make A Film.