The Beginning Sets The Rules.

To Be A Social Success, Do Not Act Pathetic, Arrogant, Or Bored. Do Not Discuss Your Unhappy Childhood, Your Visit To The Dentist,the Shortcomings Of Your Cleaning Woman, The State Of Your Bowels, Or Your Spouse's Bad Habits. You Will Be Thought A Paragon (or Perhaps A Monster) Of Good Behavior.

I Cling To Depression, Thinking It A Form Of Truth.

Don Juan Tries Not To See The Skeptical Winks That Greet His Boasting.

True Wit Has A Grave Intention.

Poor But Happy Is Not A Phrase Invented By A Poor Person.