In New York, One Must Collapse To

In Love As In Art, Good Technique Helps.

To Avoid Discord, Never Put Two Wise People In The Same Room.

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

Children Now Expect Their Parents To Audition For Approval.

With Age, I Have Become Both More Pious And More Shameless.