The Battle With The Bottle Is Nothing

I've Always Felt Writing A Song Was A Bit Like Going On Location. That's True In An Almost Literal Sense. Where You Are Seeps In Somehow.

It's What's On The Record Not What Labels On It. You Know, That's Like Getting A Box Of Cornflakes And Eating The Cardboard.

Happiness Isn't A Fortune In A Cookie. It's Deeper, Wider, Funnier, And More Transporting Than That.

I'm Not Going To Get Too Sentimental, Like Those Other Sticker Valentines, 'cause I Don't Know If You Are Loving Some Body. I Only Know It Isn't Mine.

My Ultimate Vocation In Life Is To Be An Irritant, Someone Who Disrupts The Daily Drag Of Life Just Enough To Leave The Victim Thinking There's Maybe More To It All Than The Mere Hum-drum Quality Of Existence.