The Average Man Believes A Thing First,

Orthodoxy: That Peculiar Condition Where The Patient Can Neither Eliminate An Old Idea Nor Absorb A New One.

To Know The Great Men Dead Is Compensation For Having To Live With The Mediocre.

Prosperity: That Condition Which Attracts The Lively Interest Of Lawyers, And Warrants Your Being Sued For Damages, Or Indicted, Or Both.

Punishment - The Justice That The Guilty Deal Out To Those That Are Caught.

A Friend Is One Who Knows You And Loves You Just The Same.