Orthodoxy: That Peculiar Condition Where The Patient

Make Two Grins Grow Where There Was Only A Grouch Before.

Christianity Supplies A Hell For The People Who Disagree With You And A Heaven For Your Friends.

Faith Is The Effort To Believe What Your Common Sense Tells You Is Not True.

I Believe In Courtesy, In Kindness, In Generosity, In Good Cheer, In Friendship And In Honest Competition. I Believe There Is Something Doing Somewhere, For Every Man Ready To Do It. I Believe I'm Ready, Right Now.

What People Need And What They Want May Be Very Different.... Teachers Are Those Who Educate The People To Appreciate The Things They Need.