The Art Of Being A Slave Is

When The Slave Auctioneer Asked In What He Was Proficient, He Replied, "in Ruling People."

By Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame.

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

It Is Not That I Am Mad, It Is Only That My Head Is Different From Yours.

If Your Cloak Was A Gift, I Appreciate It; If It Was A Loan, I'm Not Through With It Yet.