The Art Of Being A Slave Is

He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue, And, When Asked Why He Did So, Replied, "to Get Practice In Being Refused."

What I Like To Drink Most Is Wine That Belongs To Others.

Why Not Whip The Teacher When The Pupil Misbehaves?

Good Men Nowhere, But Good Boys At Sparta.

I Am Called A Dog Because I Fawn On Those Who Give Me Anything, I Yelp At Those Who Refuse, And I Set My Teeth In Rascals.