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If Only It Was As Easy To Banish Hunger By Rubbing The Belly As It Is To Masturbate.

Wise Leaders Generally Have Wise Counselors Because It Takes A Wise Person Themselves To Distinguish Them.

If You Are To Be Kept Right, You Must Possess Either Good Friends Or Red-hot Enemies. The One Will Warn You, The Other Will Expose You.

People Who Talk Well But Do Nothing Are Like Musical Intruments; The Sound Is All They Have To Offer.

The Noblest People Are Those Despising Wealth, Learning, Pleasure And Life; Esteeming Above Them Poverty, Ignorance, Hardship And Death.