The Almighty Is A Wonderful Handicapper: He

Although I Am Not Stupid, The Mathematical Side Of My Brain Is Like Dumb Notes Upon A Damaged Piano.

[on Austen Chamberlain:] He Is More Loyal To His Friends Than To His Convictions.

My Dear Old Friend King George V Told Me He Would Never Have Died But For That Vile Doctor, Lord Dawson Of Penn.

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

She Tells Enough White Lies To Ice A Wedding Cake.