The Act Of God Designation On All

Democracy Consists Of Choosing Your Dictators, After They've Told You What You Think It Is You Want To Hear.

Sadly, As With So Much About History's Heroes, It's The Spotting Of Potential Fame That's The Difficulty, Whether It's Publishing Their Poems, Hanging Their Paintings, Or Buying Their Old Underwear. Think Of The Great Men Whose Lives Passed In Penury And Hacking Coughs Due To Public Unawareness That Their Littlest Possession Would End Up At Sothebys Or The Basement At Fort Knox.

The Role Of Humour Is To Make People Fall Down And Writhe On The Axminster, And That Is The Top And Bottom Of It.

Jacob Is A German Shepherd. (i Have Never Understood Why They Aren't Called German Sheepdogs. What Do The Germans Call Shepherds?)

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.