The Academy Is Paranoid About Its Image.

Vincent Gallo Has Put A Curse On My Colon And A Hex On My Prostate. He Called Me A 'fat Pig' In The New York Post And Told The New York Observer I Have 'the Physique Of A Slave-trader.' He Is Angry At Me Because I Said His 'the Brown Bunny' Was The Worst Movie In The History Of The Cannes Film Festival... It Is True That I Am Fat, But One Day I Will Be Thin, And He Will Still Be The Director Of 'the Brown Bunny.'

It Is Reckless To Make Broad Generalizations About Any Group Of People.

The Layout Was Griping, The Glide Is Awesome. Two Ten-inch Fins Up, Way Up.

We Think Of First Love As Sweet And Valuable, A Blessed If Hazardous Condition.

A Film Is A Terrible Thing To Waste.