I'm Going To Go On Just Living

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

Even When I Was In School Shows, In Elementary School Doing Plays, I'd Always Go Off Book And Start Improvising.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

The Passion Of The Christ Opened Up On Ash Wednesday, Had A Good Friday.

Bambi, To A Kid, Was Scary.