That's Not To Say That I Don't

In The '80s Especially, A Lot Of Comedians Felt Compelled To Stick With What Made Them Famous And Those People Became Caricatures.

She, Uh, Came Out Of The Closet Recently, My Niece. Um... She Announced To The Family That She's A Lesbian And... She's Seven, Did I Mention That? And, Uh, I Don't Even Know If She Knows What A Lesbian Is, But I Support Her Completely. And, Uh... I'll Tell You What's Heartbreaking. My Sister Punished Her For It. Can You Believe That? No Pussy For A Week. Which To Us May Not Sound Like... But When You're Seven, You Know, A Week Is A Long Time.

I Tend To Be More Arrogant On Stage. Far More Ignorant. I Sometimes Say What I Think And Sometimes Say The Opposite Of What I Think And The Lines Get Blurred, But I Can Only Hope That Some Kind Of Absolute Power Transcends.

It Feels Weird In Our Ear Holes To Hear People Worshipping A Guy Named Ron. We Know Rons In Our Life.

I Happen To Think That There Are Already Tons Of Perfectly Good Babies Out There Already Born.