That's It Baby, If You've Got It,

The Audience. They See The Name Mel Brooks, They Want Something Really Funny. They Don't Want To Be Moved; They Don't Want To Be Taught Any Lessons. [...] I Get More Letters For twelve Chairs and life Stinks Than I Get From Any Other Movies, Because People Actually Agree With The Philosophy, Or Were Moved, Or They Love The Movie.

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

Hope For The Best. Expect The Worst. Life Is A Play. We're Unrehearsed.

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

Don’t Be Stupid, Be A Smarty / Come And Join The Nazi Party!