That's It Baby, If You've Got It,

With The Birth Of The Artist Came The Inevitable Afterbirth... The Critic

I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute, As Long As There's Some Great Comedy Minds And Performances.

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

Every Human Being Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under His Skin. The Talent Of A Writer Is His Ability To Give Them Their Separate Names, Identities, Personalities And Have Them Relate To Other Characters Living With Him.

Tolstoy Was The Most Gifted Writer Who Ever Lived. It's Like He Stuck A Pen In His Heart And It Didn't Even Go Through His Mind On Its Way To The Page.