That While The World Wasn't Built For

I Didn't Know What To Say To Her - I Was Caught In A Love Triangle With One Dead Side.

The Whole Thing Was The Precise Opposite Of What I Figured It Would Be: Slow And Patient And Quiet And Neither Particularly Painful Nor Particularly Ecstatic

I Wouldn't Have Cared If My Girlfriend Was A Jaguar-driving Cyclops With A Beard - I'd Have Been Grateful Just To Have Someone To Make Out With.

It Is Not My Fault That My Parents Own The World's Largest Collection Of Black Santas.

As Long As We Don't Die, This Is Gonna Be One Hell Of A Story.