That Which Hurts, Also Instructs.

What More Valuable Than Gold? Diamonds. Than Diamonds? Virtue.

To All Apparent Beauties Blind, Each Blemish Strikes An Envious Mind.

To Whom You Betray Your Secret You Sell Your Liberty.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

All Who Think Cannot But See There Is A Sanction Like That Of Religion Which Binds Us In Partnership In The Serious Work Of The World.