For The Best Return On Your Money,

I Saw Few Die Of Hunger; Of Eating, A Hundred Thousand.

Beware The Hobby That Eats.

For The Best Return On Your Money, Pour Your Purse Into Your Head.

If You Ride A Horse, Sit Close And Tight, If You Ride A Man, Sit Easy And Light.

In Going On With These Experiments, How Many Pretty Systems Do We Build, Which We Soon Find Ourselves Oblig'd To Destroy! If There Is No Other Use Discover'd Of Electricity, This, However, Is Something Considerable, That It May Help To Make A Vain Man Humble.