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I'm A Lifelong Movie Addict, And One Of My Favorite Projects Is Making Replica Props And Costumes. Nearly Every One Of These - From R2d2 To Hellboy's Revolver - Ends With The Paint Job. And It's Not Just Cosmetic. The Paint Literally Tells A Story: What This Thing Is Made Of, Where It's Been, What It's Been Used For, And For How Long.

The Fact Is That The British Museum Had A Complete Specimen Of A Dodo In Their Collection Up Until The 18th Century - It Was Actually Mummified, Skin And All - But In A Fit Of Space-saving Zeal, They Actually Cut Off The Head And They Cut Off The Feet And They Burned The Rest In A Bonfire.

Of Course, I Love Tools. I Also Love Arranging Them, To The Point Where I Came Up With A Name For My Organizing Metric: First-order Retrievability.

The Internet Is Probably The Most Important Technological Advancement Of My Lifetime. Its Strength Lies In Its Open Architecture And Its Ability To Allow A Framework Where All Voices Can Be Heard.

I Think Legos Are One Of The Best Toys Ever Developed.