Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John

I've Been Working On My Autobiography, Just Pecking Away In Longhand. The More You Write, The More You Remember. The More You Remember, The More Detail You Recall. It's Not All Pleasant!

Only In America Could You Get Away With The Kind Of Comedy I Did.

The Japanese Couldn't Have Been All Bad During World War Ii. Look At All The Movies Hollywood Was Able To Make On Account Of Them. The Indians Weren't The Only Bad Guys. Thanks To The Japanese And Geronimo, John Wayne Became A Millionaire.

The Idea Of A Japanese Comedian Was Not Only A Rarity, It Was Non-existent.

I Didn't Have A Childhood.