Thank God My Parents Had An Abundance

Thank God My Parents Had An Abundance Of Patience.

I'm Determined To Be A Diva.

I Quite Enjoy Science Fiction.

Thongs Don't Show. With Jeans, You're Always Going To Get Panty Lines And I Think That's Just A Big Mistake.

I Sit On My Duff, Smoke Cigarettes And Watch Tv. I'm Not Exactly A Poster Girl For Healthy Living.