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Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

If You Want To Know How A Man Stands, Go Among The People Who Are In His Same Business.

An Onion Can Make People Cry But There's Never Been A Vegetable That Can Make People Laugh.

Harvard Students Have Completed More English Courses And Less Forward Passes Than Any School In This Generation.

Buy Land. They Ain't Making Any More Of The Stuff.