The Only Way You Can Beat The

A Man Who Dies Without Adequate Life Insurance Should Have To Come Back And See The Mess He Created.

The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, The More You've Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.

Half Our Life Is Spent Trying To Find Something To Do With The Time We Have Rushed Through Life Trying To Save.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.