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Technocracy Wants To Do Everything By Machinery. Machinery Is Doing Just Fine. If It Can't Kill You, It Will Put You Out Of Work.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

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