Temptation Is A Woman's Weapon And Man's

Don't Overestimate The Decency Of The Human Race.

Life Without Sex Might Be Safer But It Would Be Unbearably Dull

Christian Endeavor Is Notoriously Hard On Female Pulchritude.

The Fact Is That The Average Man's Love Of Liberty Is Nine-tenths Imaginary, Exactly Like His Love Of Sense, Justice And Truth.

If X Is The Population Of The United States And Y Is The Degree Of Imbecility Of The Average American, Then Democracy Is The Theory That X Times Y Is Less Than Y