Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

I'm One Of The Undeserving Poor: That's What I Am. Think Of What That Means To A Man. It Means That He's Up Agen Middle Class Morality All The Time.... What Is Middle Class Morality? Just An Excuse For Never Giving Me Anything.

If You Cannot Have What You Believe In You Must Believe In What You Have.

What We Want Is To See The Child In Pursuit Of Knowledge, And Not Knowledge In Pursuit Of The Child.

There Are Two Things Necessary To Salvation.... Money And Gunpowder.

The Man Who Has Never Made A Mistake Will Never Make Anything Else.