Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke

You Use A Glass Mirror To See Your Face; You Use Works Of Art To See Your Soul.

Nationalism Must Now Be Added To The Refuse Pile Of Superstitions. We Are Now Citizens Of The World, And The Man Who Divides The Race Into Elect Irishmen And Reprobate Foreign Devils (especially Englishmen) Had Better Live On The Blaskets Where He Can Admire Himself Without Disturbance.

Nothing Is Worth Doing Unless The Consequences May Be Serious.

People Always Get Tired Of One Another. I Grow Tired Of Myself Whenever I Am Left Alone For Ten Minutes, And I Am Certain That I Am Fonder Of Myself Than Anyone Can Be Of Another Person.

Audacious Ribald: Your Laughter Will Finish In Hideous Boredom Before Morning.