Tell Us Your Phobias And We Will

There Is Probably Not More Than One Hundred Dollars In Cash In Circulation Today. That Is, If You Were To Call In All The Bills And Silver And Gold In The Country At Noon Tomorrow And Pile Them On The Table, You Would Find That You Had Just About One Hundred Dollars, With Perhaps Several Canadian Pennies And A Few Peppermint Life Savers.

If You Look At Eggs, You Will See That Each One Is Almost Round But Not Quite ... Nature's Way Of Distinguishing Eggs From Large Golf Balls.

If You Are One Of The Hewers Of Wood And Drawers Of Small Weekly Paychecks, Your Letters Will Have To Contain Some Few Items Of News Or They Will Be Accounted Dry Stuff.... But If You Happen To Be Of A Literary Turn Of Mind, Or Are, In Any Way, Likely To Become Famous, You May Settle Down To An Afternoon Of Letter-writing On Nothing More Sprightly In The Way Of News Than The Shifting Of The Wind From South To South-east.

You Want To Go Easy On The Suicide Stuff - First Thing You Know, You'll Ruin Your Health.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.