Tell Us Your Phobias And We Will

Who Said Time Machines Haven't Been Built Yet? They Already Exist. They're Called Books

All Laughter Is A Muscular Rigidity Spasmodically Relieved By Involuntary Twitching.

Anyone Can Do Any Amount Of Work, Provided It Isn't The Work He Is Supposed Be Doing At That Moment.

Even Nowadays A Man Can't Step Up And Kill A Woman Without Feeling Just A Bit Unchivalrous.

The Surest Way To Make A Monkey Of A Man Is To Quote Him.