Teen Moms! I Started Watching Them Like

I Like The Kardashians. I'm A Fan. I Watch Their Show.

I'm A Big Potato Chip Girl. I Don't Like Chocolate And Cakes And All That, But I Have To Have My Potato Chips. I've Got Bags In The Back Of My Car Right Now! But I Never Beat Myself Up About It, Because, Look: You Can't Give Up Every Damn Thing. You Need Something In Your Life That You Like Just Because You Like It!

I Am Here Now, Because I Am Supposed To Be Here. And I Guess When It Is My Time To Cross Over There, I Will Be Over There. I Am Not Religious, But I Am Spiritual, Honey. My Day Is Coming!

I Wouldn't Want To Do A 'maury Povich' Show. Baby Daddy! Who's Your Daddy? Who's Your Mama? I Wouldn't Want To Do That Kind Of Show.

I Have A Glam-baby. Let's Be Correct, Now. I'm Way Too Young And Too Fabulous To Be A Grandma. I'm A Glam-mom.