Technology: No Place For Wimps!

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

One Dilbert Blog Reader Noted That Current Research Shows That Happiness Causes Success More Than Success Causes Happiness. That Makes Sense To Me. There's Plenty Of Research About People Having A Baseline Of Happiness That Doesn't Vary Much With Circumstances. And Given That Happy People Are Typically Optimistic, Energetic, And Fun To Work With, I Can See How Happiness Would Lead To Success.

Some Physicists Describe Gravity In Terms Of Ten Dimensions All Curled Up. But Those Aren't Real Words-just Placeholders, Used To Refer To Parts Of Abstract Equations.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.