I Know What It Feels Like To

Years Have Passed Since I Have Set Foot In A Comedy Club. If The Comic Is Doing Badly It's Painful, And If The Comic Is Doing Brilliantly, It's Extremely Painful.

It's A Rare Person Who Wants To Hear What He Doesn't Want To Hear.

Every Student Of Comedy Should See Dame Edna At Least Twice.

Music Bypasses The Brain And Goes Straight To The Heart. I Wish My Life Had More Of It.

The Emotions In All True Anxiety Dreams Are Next To Unbearable.