I Know What It Feels Like To

A Grown Man, Weeping, Is A Tough Thing To See.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.

I Confess, I Do Have To Remind Myself Almost Daily That There Are People On This Earth Capable Of Reading, Writing, Eating And Dressing Themselves Who Believe Their Lives Are Ruled From Billions Of Miles Away, By The Stars - And, Of Course, The Planets.

Years Have Passed Since I Have Set Foot In A Comedy Club. If The Comic Is Doing Badly It's Painful, And If The Comic Is Doing Brilliantly, It's Extremely Painful.

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.