Teachers Need To Be More Inspirational. But

Rock Music Should Be Gross: That's The Fun Of It. It Gets Up And Drops Its Trousers.

Don't Ask Me To Put Up A Shelf, But I Love Engineering.

I've Been To The Reading Festival Twice Before-as A Punter, Though I Stayed Backstage In The Hospitality Tent!

If Your Only Arbiter Of Anything Is Money, Really You Should... Go And Rob Banks.

I'm Trying To Be As Green As I Can. As An Airline Pilot, I Have A Carbon Footprint That's A Size 10, So It's Pretty Hard.