Talking Is What I Do, But Listening

The Only Reason I Wanted To Get One [a Star On Hollywood Boulevard Walk Of Fame] Was Because Simon Cowell Didn't Have One.

I Could Lie And Pretend That I Hunt And Camp, But That Wouldn't Be Me. Clothes? Shopping? That's Stuff I Like!

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.

Some People Meet People In The Grocery Store, But I Get My Tomatoes And I'm Out.

When You're In The Center Of Something, On A Ride, I Don't Think You Realize What It Is Until It's Over.