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Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.

A Lisp Programmer Knows The Value Of Everything, But The Cost Of Nothing.

I Think It Is Inevitable That People Program Poorly. Training Will Not Substantially Help Matters. We Have To Learn To Live With It.

A Language That Doesn't Affect The Way You Think About Programming Is Not Worth Knowing.