Sure, They Are The Future Of Our

I Always Wanted To Direct Movies. That's What I Set Out To Do. When I Was A Little Kid I Just Dreamed Of Making Movies, And I Went To Film School [at Northwestern University].

I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day Job In The World.

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.

Sure The Jews Killed Jesus, But The Guy Was An Awful Carpenter

I Like Hot Dogs. I Like Eggplant. I Like Pizza And Creamed Corn And Beer. But I Don't Like Arabs.