Suggesting A Married Jesus Is One Thing,

To Fly Or Not To Fly, That's The Question.

Faith Does Not Protect You. Medicine And Airbags... Those Are The Things That Protect You. God Does Not Protect You. Intelligence Protects You. Enlightenment. Put Your Faith In Something With Tangible Results. How Long Has It Been Since Someone Walked On Water? Modern Miracles Belong To Science. Computers, Vaccines, Space Stations... Even The Divine Miracle Of Creation. Matter From Nothing... In A Lab. Who Needs God? No! Science Is God!

Death Is Only A Byproduct Of Terrorism.

As He Flushed, An Unexpected Realization Hit Him. This Is The Pope's Toilet, He Thought. I Just Took A Leak In The Pope's Toilet. He Had To Chuckle. The Holy Throne.

It Is Always Darkest Before The Dawn.