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Standing On A Ledge Again. Everyone Laughs At Dancing Monkey With The Typewriter. Not For Long, Though.

I Don't Like Dating Or Just Living With A Woman. I Like To Create A Relationship, A Marriage. And Almost All Of My Marriages Have Involved Children, So I'm Really A Family Man As Well.

I Don't Like Losing The Words, As You Have To, When I'm Asked To Turn A Play Into A Movie. It's Not A Matter Of Ego . . . I'm Just Better Able To Create The Character For An Audience Through Words Rather Than Through Actions.

I Got Brown Sandwiches And Green Sandwiches. Its Either Very New Cheese Or Very Old Meat. - Oscar Madison, From The Odd Couple

People With Honorary Awards Are Looked Upon With Disfavor. Would You Let An Honorary Mechanic Fix Your Brand-new Mercedes?