Success Will Ruin Your Life.

Every Novel Begins With The Speculative Question, What If "x" Happened? That's How You Start.

"literature" Is Written Material That, 100 Years After The Death Of The Author, Is Forced Upon High School Students.

America Is The Most Inventive Country In The World. Why? Because Everybody Has Access To Information. In The Soviet Union It Was Illegal To Take A Photograph Of A Train Station. Look What Happened To Them.

I Am A Politician Which Means I Am A Liar And A Crook. When I Am Not Kissing Babies I Am Stealing Their Lollypops.

Privacy And Loneliness Were The Traditional Luxuries Accorded To A Skipper.