I Am A Politician Which Means I

I Haven't Got Any Fan Mail From Osama Bin Laden. I Have No Reason To Believe He Reads My Stuff I'll Never Decide For Commercial Reasons To Put Something In That Endangers Our National Security. You Just Can't Do That.

The Difference Between Me And You Is That I Do Good Fiction.

I'm A Spy. It's Not Really... I Worked For The Cia 15 Years. The Cover Was I Worked For The Insurance Business.

When I Go To Peoples' Houses I Like To Sneak Into Their Bedrooms And Try On Their Underwear.

Back In Pre-revolutionary America Cruel And Unusual Punishment Meant The Rack And Burning At The Stake... In More Recent Rulings It Has Been Taken To Mean The Absence Of Cable Television And Denial Of Sex-change Operations, Or Just Overcrowding In The Prisons.