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The General Difference Between Conservatives And Liberals Is That Liberals Like Pretty Pictures And Conservatives Like To Build Bridges That People Can Drive Across.

The Point Of Life Was To Press On, To Do The Best You Can, To Make The World A Better Place.

The Good Of The People Was A Laudable Enough Goal, But In Denying A Man's Soul, An Enduring Part Of His Being, Marxism Stripped Away The Foundation Of Human Dignity And Individual Value. It Also Cast Aside The Objective Measure Of Justice And Ethics Which, He Decided, Was The Principal Legacy Of Religion To Civilized Life.

Anti-catholicism Is The Last Respectable Prejudice. You Can't Hate Black People Anymore, Of Course, And You Can't Hate Homosexuals Anymore, But You Can Hate All The Catholics You Want.

Switzerland Is A Land Where Crime Is Virtually Unknown, Yet Most Swiss Males Are Required By Law To Keep In Their Homes What Amounts To A Portable, Personal Machine Gun.