Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

Dogs Have No Money. Isn't That Amazing? They're Broke Their Entire Lives. But They Get Through. You Know Why Dogs Have No Money? .. No Pockets.

Did You Know That The Original Title For War And Peace Was War, What Is It Good For?

What's The Point Of Dating Without Games? How Do You Know If You're Winning Or Losing?

I Have A Nice Bookshelf In My Office, But Not My House. I'm Crass, But Not That Crass.

You Know I Have Been Issued A Public Urination Pass By The City Because Of My Condition. Unfortunately, My Little Brother Ran Out Of The House With It This Morning. Him And His Friends Are Probably Peeing All Over The City.