Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

There Is No More Embarrassing Thing In My Life Than The Fact That I Have Actually Uttered The Phrase, 'i Would Like To Order The Ginsu Knife.'

I Love Energy. I Love It. And I Pursue It, And I Want More Of It. Physical And Mental Energy, To Me, Are The Greatest Riches Of Human Life. And Tm Is Like A Free Account Of An Endless Amount Of It.

I Like Definitive Things.

Writer's Block Is A Phony, Made Up, Bs Excuse For Not Doing Your Work.

I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking Out, Man!