Success Is The Enemy Of Comedy.

On The Side Of Box Of My Superman Costume It Actually Said - 'do Not Attempt To Fly!'

Let's Examine The Dog Mind: Every Time You Come Home, He Thinks It's Amazing. He Can't Believe That You've Accomplished This Again. You Walk In The Door. The Joy Of It Almost Kills Him. "he's Back Again! It's That Guy! It's That Guy!"

Well, Sometimes We Do Actually Have To Get Up Early, But A Man Will Always Trade Sleep For Sex.

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.

For People On My Side Of The Cubicle, The Goal Is Always Creativity. Spending Your Time Overcoming Corporate Resistance To Creativity - I Just Don't Want To Do That.