Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes.

Ratings Translate Into Corporations, Corporations That Need A Profit Statement This Quarter That's Larger Than The Last.

Ed Simmons And I Became Stars In The Emerging Medium Of Television. We Were New And Fresh, Just Like Tv At The Time, So We Automatically Became 'the' Comedy Writers For Television.

I Like Getting Up In The Morning, And I Like Better Having Something To Do When I Get Up In The Morning.

What Happens At The Average Church Or Synagogue Or Mosque Is That I Don't Know Many Priests Or Ministers Or Rabbis Who Say To Their Congregation, 'go Home And Talk About The Religion At The Kitchen Table With Your Kids...talk About God, Talk About What This Is All About.' They Say In General, Come Back On The Weekend, We'll Talk To You About It.

As A Matter Of Fact, When People Ask Where My 'point Of View' Comes From, It Was There In One Of The First Sketches We Wrote For [dean] Martin And [jerry] Lewis.