Success Is How You Collect Your Minutes.

The Trafficking Of Sex And Violence Is Comes After The Demand For Ratings.

What Happens At The Average Church Or Synagogue Or Mosque Is That I Don't Know Many Priests Or Ministers Or Rabbis Who Say To Their Congregation, 'go Home And Talk About The Religion At The Kitchen Table With Your Kids...talk About God, Talk About What This Is All About.' They Say In General, Come Back On The Weekend, We'll Talk To You About It.

But You Know, My Dad Called Me The Laziest White Kid He Ever Met. When I Screamed Back At Him That He Was Putting Down A Race Of People To Call Me Lazy, His Answer Was That's Not What He Was Doing, And That I Was Also The Dumbest White Kid He Ever Met.

But It Also Became The Experience, Or Was The Experience, Of The Writers Who Were Attracted To This Kind Of Humor. They're All Men Or Women Who Come From The Same Kind Of Experience In Their Own Lives.

We All [ed Simmons,dean Martin And Jerry Lewis] Started Together, So There Were No Rules - Anything We Wrote Became Television.