I Never Met Who I Really Wanted

In This Nation, Leadership Is Dollars.

I Looked At Enough Of American Idol In The First Weeks, And They're All About Humiliation. I Listen To Rush Limbaugh Because I Find It So Repulsive. There Are People With A Little Less Sophistication Who Watch A Lot Of It, Because We Allow Things To Appeal To Our Baser Instincts. But At The Same Moment, Give Me A Little Choice, And I'll Make A Better Decision, Because I Have That Ability Too. And So Does Everybody Else.

I Was Writing For Live Television. And I Said To Myself, Someday, Soon As I Can, I Have Got To Do A Situation Comedy.

I Started By Writing, With My Partner Ed Simmons, A Monologue For Danny Thomas, That He Performed At Ciro's Nightclub In Los Angeles.

Ratings Translate Into Corporations, Corporations That Need A Profit Statement This Quarter That's Larger Than The Last.