Success Is Always Less Funny Than Failure.

The Laughing Way We Make Damaged People Our Playthings, It's So Dehumanizing.

Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.

Of Course There Are People Who Would Like To Eat Breakfast Without The Screams Of Toddlers All Around Them, But Those People Should Get Over Themselves And Stop Being Stuck Up And Idiotic.

Oh, You Know What Bloggers Are Like, They Write And Write And Write. I Don't Know Why, Because They're Not Being Paid.

There's Definitely Evidence That Capitalism At Its Most Ruthless Rewards Psychopathic Behavior. When You Look At The Worst Corners Of The American Health Insurance Industry Or The Sub-prime Banking Market, It Really Feels Like The More Psychopathically Someone Behaves, The More It's Rewarded.