Success Didn't Spoil Me, I've Always Been

The Second I Learned To Read In First Grade, When I Was 5, I Preferred It To Life. And I Still Do.

I Doubt There's Ever Been A True Thing Said On Fox. Maybe The Weather Report, Maybe Not.

Children Are Much Less Annoying [than Adults] And They Never Start Trends.

Luckily When You Drive A Cab There Are Two Things: You Don't Have A Boss In The Cab With You, And You Are Not Facing The People That You Are Making Money From.

I Must Take Issue With The Term 'a Mere Child,' For It Has Been My Invariable Experience That The Company Of A Mere Child Is Infinitely Preferable To That Of A Mere Adult.