I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In

I Just Often Find Myself Getting Shrill, Angry And The Jokes Get More Incredulous.

Because I Think Whenever You Sit Down With Another Human Being Who Would Absolutely Disagree With You On Every Issue, You Learn About Them As A Person And You Relate, In Human Terms, And It's Much More Difficult For Either Side To Dismiss Out Of Hand, Like That Person's A Freak, That Person's A Nazi.

I Don't Want To Do 20 Minutes On Donald Trump. I Want To Do 10 Minutes And Move On. I Wouldn't Even Do That With A Live Show, Because I Don't Want It To Feel Like "an Evening Of Political Comedy."

I Recently Attended A Pro-drug Rally... In My Basement.

The South Has More Of A Disproportionate Amount Of Irony On T-shirts Than Any Other Region In The Country.