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If Taking Vitamins Doesn't Keep You Healthy Enough, Try More Laughter: The Most Wasted Of All Days Is That On Which One Has Not Laughed.

In Order To Forgive Reason For The Evil It Has Wrought On The Majority Of Men, We Must Imagine For Ourselves What Man Would Be Without His Reason. 'tis A Necessary Evil.

Swallow A Toad In The Morning And You Will Encounter Nothing More Disgusting The Rest Of The Day.

Contemplation Often Makes Life Miserable. We Should Act More, Think Less, And Stop Watching Ourselves Live.

Most Books Today Seemed To Have Been Written Overnight From Books Read The Day Before.