Stupid Presidents, Smart Presidents, White Presidents, Black

It Took Forever For Me To Get Work Because I Was A Political Comic, And Now It's Become Good Business, And God Knows How Long That'll Last. You Have To Do It Night After Night After Night To Kind Of Make It. I Still Find Myself On 'piers Morgan' Or On Some Show And I Think, 'i Hope This Is Funny.'

That's The Funny Thing About Religion: It Doesn't Matter What You Say, You're Going To Upset Someone.

Stand-up Is The Only Thing In Which You Actually Write It, Act It And Direct It Simultaneously, So It's Actually A Great Theater Exercise.

If It Weren’t For My Horse, I Wouldn’t Have Spent That Year In College.

I'm Constantly In Fear Of Having A Stroke.