Stupid People Surround Themselves With Smart People.

The Stuff That I Write Doesn't Work Very Well As Background Music. You Have To Watch It From Beginning To End And Pay Attention As If You Were Watching A Play.

Television From Its Inception Had The Number One Goal To Alienate As Few People As Possible. That's Why If You Look At 1950s, 1960s American Sitcoms, The Characters Don't Live Any Place In Particular, Religion Is Never Discussed, Politics Is Never Discussed, You Never Really Know What Anyone's Job Is; Nothing That Could Make These People Seem Different From You Is Ever Discussed.

Music Is What Mathematics Does On A Saturday Night.

There Are Television Critics, Movie Critics, And Theater Critics Too Who I Like And Who I Follow And I Get Genuinely Bummed When They Don't Like Something That I've Written Because I Usually Agree With Them.

I Love Writing But Hate Starting. The Page Is Awfully White And It Says, "you May Have Fooled Some Of The People Some Of The Time But Those Days Are Over, Giftless. I'm Not Your Agent And I'm Not Your Mommy, I'm A White Piece Of Paper, You Wanna Dance With Me?" And I Really, Really Don't. I'll Go Peaceable-like.