Stupid Internet. I Don't Know Why Everyone

I Landed On Gay Pride And I Couldn't Believe My Eyes! Not Only Were Gay People Real - I Had Only Heard Rumours - But They Had Parades. There Were Men Covered In Glitter Bound Together With Furry Handcuffs. I Felt Like I Was In Outer Space, I Honestly Thought I Had Arrived At The Happiest Place On Earth.

I'm A Complete Romantic - It's Why I Always Get Married. Someone Should Really Stop Me.

It's Going To Take A Certain Man For Me To Ever Get Involved With, Because He'll Have To Realize I Don't Have Two Children, I Have Three. Tommy Is Always Going To Always Be A Part Of My Life.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

Obviously, I Think Being Vegan Is Important. But No One Should Judge Anybody. I'm Not A Dictator And I Don't Expect Anyone To Be Any Certain Way.