Strong Women Only Marry Weak Men.

Old Age Ain't For Sissies

Among The Reasons Marriages Fail, Sex Ranks No Higher Than Fourth, Behind Money, Having Only One Bathroom, And An Inability To Communicate, Reasons One, Two And Three.

One Can Make More Enemies As A Female With A Brain, I Think.

I Wanted To Be The First To Win Three Oscars, But Miss Hepburn Has Done It. Actually It Hasn't Been Done. Miss Hepburn Only Won Half An Oscar. If They'd Given Me Half An Oscar I Would Have Thrown It Back In Their Faces. You See, I'm An Aries. I Never Lose.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.